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cerebrally-unconfined:

everybodyshutthefuckup:

the single most adorable gif i have ever seen

his bitchface at the end tho

cerebrally-unconfined:

everybodyshutthefuckup:

the single most adorable gif i have ever seen

his bitchface at the end tho

(Source: milf-lock, via meowsmaug)

suckmymara:

I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate 

(via williamgrahamcracker)

“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”
— Ellen DeGeneres (via words-quotes-lyrics-speeches)

(via kelliopesphia)

meladoodle:

my friend just told me that he was throwing up in the bathroom one time and his dad thought he was just screaming ‘RUTH’ into the toilet so he asked who ruth was and i’m still laughing so hard

(via automine)

the-real-shinji-ikari:


thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

(via nobubblesinmymouth)

whydoifeelsofuckingheartless:

shesgonelalaa:

That time we (illegally) slept on the beach & woke up to this.
Pentax K1000

HOLY SHIT I NEED TO DO THIS 

whydoifeelsofuckingheartless:

shesgonelalaa:

That time we (illegally) slept on the beach & woke up to this.

Pentax K1000

HOLY SHIT I NEED TO DO THIS 

(via n--neverland)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via corsetscarred)

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via i-had-a-life-once)

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

(via notjerrybeans)

urbanfuck:

online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days

(via i-had-a-life-once)